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var adjsize=87;

var adj = new Array("Bilious ", "Lascivious ", "Blue ", "Green ", "Obesiant ", "Killer ", "Deadly ", "Extreme ", "Furious ", "Stately ", "Scabby ", "Unmentionable ", "Unpardonable ", "Dribbling ", "Funereal ", "Sepultural ", "Avoidable ", "Misguided ", "Splendid ", "Terrible ", "Butt Naked ", "Secret ", "Persevering ", "Eternal ", "Non-stop ", "Drowning ", "Detrimental ", "Dogmatic ", "Stale ", "Noxious ", "Long ", "Slow ", "Boorish ", "Dysfunctional ", "Pock-marked ", "Weeping ", "Erotic ", "Neurotic ", "Satanic ", "Cabalistic ", "Empty ", "Surging ", "Fetid ", "Everlasting ", "Gnomic ", "Stolid ", "Suggestible ", "Parasitic ", "Fundamentally Flawed ", "Black ", "Morbid ", "Foreign-looking ", "Bitter ", "Searing ", "Pallid ", "Collapsible ", "Final ", "Diseased ", "Worthless ", "Stinking ", "Sentimental ", "Surprising ", "Cold ", "Ecstatic ", "Undulating ", "Malevolent ", "Baleful ", "Stark ", "New ", "Batlike ", "Stabbing ", "Corpulent ", "Psychedelic ", "Calculated ", "Feudal ", "Mottled ", "Disfigured ", "Culpable ","Uneasy ", "Sinister ", "Slight ", "Dubious ", "Incongruous ", "Feeble ", "Revolting ", "Sick ", "Twisted ", "Depraved ", "Declining ")

var collnounsize=29;

var collnoun = new Array("Cult ", "Gathering ", "Plague ", "Army ", "Forest ", "Freakshow ", "Orchestra ", "Coven ", "Festival ", "Dominion ", "Realm ", "Theatre ", "Phalanx ", "Nursery ", "School ", "University ", "City ", "Band ", "Lake ", "Pack ", "Swarm ", "Cloud ", "Chamber ", "Legion ", "Troop ", "Squadron ", "Convoy ", "Posse ", "Hordes ", "History ")

var singnoun1size=24;

var singnoun1 = new Array("Stool ", "Whiplash ", "Rocket ", "Motorcycle ", "Cult ", "Duck ", "Bass ", "Rhythm ", "Grease ", "Pimp ", "Bottom ", "Bladder ", "Dungeon ", "Taste ", "Exhibition ", "Thorax ", "Skeleton ", "Tree ", "Serpent ", "Death ", "Destruction ", "Famine ", "Toad ", "Plague ", "Corpse ")

var singnoun2size=27;

var singnoun2 = new Array("Member ", "Monster ", "Beat ", "Instrument ", "Force ", "Power ", "Shark ", "Face ", "Dungeon ", "Apocalypse ", "Music ", "Sound ", "Disaster ", "Outburst ", "Slump ", "Stench ", "Reek ", "Whiff ", "Child ", "Throne ", "Lord ", "Circus ", "Orgy ", "Engine ", "Museum ", "Feeling ", "Abuse ", "Warning ")

var plurnounsize=32;

var plurnoun = new Array("Whores ", "Weapons ", "Gates ", "Doors ", "Organs ", "Spiders ", "Hands ", "Wings ", "Feet ", "Bowels ", "Errors ", "Trials ", "Archbishops ", "Dukes ", "Elves ", "Toadies ", "Weasels ", "Popes ", "Architects ", "Witches ", "Hellhounds ", "Jellyfish ", "Tentacles ", "Soldiers ", "Reichsmaidens ", "Stormtroopers ", "Warmongers ", "Travellers ", "Dinosaurs ", "Creatures ", "Animals ", "Cadavers ", "Maggots ", "Excrement ")

var qualsize=28;

var quality = new Array("Distress ", "Hate ", "Experience ", "Suggestion ", "Impurity ", "Cowardice ", "Malice ", "Horror ", "Terror ", "Evil ", "Darkness ", "Calamity ", "Hopelessness ", "Despair ", "Weariness ", "Futility ", "Disappointment ", "Insecurity ", "Pleasure ", "Delusion ", "Disillusion ", "Fear ", "Despondency ", "Humiliation ", "Shame ", "Ecstacy ", "Mendacity ", "Awkwardness ", "Weakness ")

var propnamesize=12

var propname = new Array("the Devil ", "Hitler", "Dr. Crippen", "the Ripper", "Cliff Richard", "Stalin", "Idi Amin", "Pol Pot", "Goebbels", "Rudolf Hess", "Myra Hindley", "Margaret Thatcher", "Ghengis Khan")

var placenamesize = 13

var placename = new Array("Hades", "South Central", "Compton", "Hell", "Gomorrah", "Sodom", "Babylon", "Moscow", "Sweden", "London", "Baghdad", "LA", "Sin City", "Popsville")

var verbsize = 13

var verb = new Array("Breaks ", "Shatters ", "Smashes ", "Oversees ", "Cuts ", "Chops ", "Shoots ", "Confuses ", "Shocks ", "Busts ", "Escapes ", "Rocks ", "Works ", "Bends ")


function rndnumber(max){

var randscript = -1;

while(randscript < 0 || randscript > max || isNaN(randscript)){

randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1))

}

return randscript

}


function bandname() {

var madeupname = "";

var randa = rndnumber(adjsize);

var randp = rndnumber(plurnounsize);

var rands = rndnumber(singnoun1size);

var rands2 = rndnumber(singnoun2size);

var randm = rndnumber(collnounsize);

var randq = rndnumber(qualsize);

var randn = rndnumber(propnamesize);

var randc = rndnumber(placenamesize);

var randv = rndnumber(verbsize);

switch(rndnumber(19)) {

case 0 :

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and the " + adj[randa] + plurnoun[randp] + "of " + quality[randq];

break;

case 1:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and " + adj[randa] + singnoun2[rands2];

break;

case 2:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and the " + collnoun[randm] + "of " + quality[randq];

break;


case 3:

madeupname = "The " + adj[randa] + collnoun[randm] + "of Debbie Taylor";

break;

case 4:

madeupname = "Debbie and the " + quality[randq] + "of " + plurnoun[randp];

break;

case 5:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor's " + adj[randa] + plurnoun[randp];

break;

case 6:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor's " + collnoun[randm] + "of " + quality[randq];

break;

case 7:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and the " + plurnoun[randp] + "of " + adj[randa] + quality[randq];

break;

case 8:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor's " + singnoun1[rands] + plurnoun[randp];

break;

case 9:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and " + propname[randn] +"'s " + plurnoun[randp];

break;

case 10:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and " + singnoun1[rands] + singnoun2[rands2];

break;

case 11:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor: " + singnoun1[rands] + singnoun2[rands2];

break;

case 12 :

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and the " + placename[randc] + " " + plurnoun[randp];

break;

case 13:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor's " + plurnoun[randp] + "of " + quality[randq];

break;

case 14:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor " + verb[randv] + "the " + singnoun1[rands];

break;

case 15:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and her " + adj[randa] + plurnoun[randp];

break;

case 16:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor's " + collnoun[randm] + "of " + plurnoun[randp];

break;

case 17:

madeupname = "Debbie Taylor's " + singnoun1[rands] + collnoun[randm];

break;

case 18:

madeupname = "The Debbie Taylor " + singnoun1[rands] + plurnoun[randp];

break;


default :
madeupname = "Debbie Taylor and the " + quality[randq] + "of " + plurnoun[randp];


}

return madeupname

}